Week 5 Recap

The blog may be out a little late this week but that don’t mean it ain’t gonna be filled with the mediocrity you folks deserve. It was a long week filled with FAR too much family time but nevertheless I survived (unlike my fantasy team, RIP in Peace). Since it’s a Saturday morning and motherfuckers […]

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Week 4 Recap

I'm telling my quarterbacks to put their cell phones in their pants, because you have to be mobile in the pocket. — Play it Kul (@PlayItKul) October 1, 2017 What an absolutely brutal week. You’ve got a lunatic shooting up a country concert, Tom Petty died, and there were approximately 1.4 million injuries in fantasy. […]

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Week 3 – Recap

Merrill Reese call. #FlyEaglesFly @shamus_clancy @BrandonGowton @EliotShorrParks @mreeseeagles @MaxRappaport pic.twitter.com/iDXCynO0j1 — jake (@jschell316) September 24, 2017 What. A. Great. Day of NFL football…also suck ALL of the dick Giants fans. Fucking Week 3 was by far the best week of NFL football in a long time. Close games everywhere…except for the London Jaguars. Fucking Sir […]

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Week 2 Recap

2 weeks down in the NFL and fantasy football season and WE.ARE.COOKING…

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Week 1 Recap

Week 1 came in strong-ish Thursday night and just like that by Monday night, in the blink of an eye, it meekly ended (just like my skills at the no pants dance). HEY-OOOO. Seriously though Week 1 flew by and despite the fact it was over in what seemed like a blink of an eye […]

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Draft Recap/Evisceration

2 down…5 more to go!¬†Well fellas it’s been a long off-season and I for one cannot wait to get fantasy football rolling again.

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Weeks 9-11 Recap

When someone call's it "thanksgiving" instead of "football " pic.twitter.com/osKq6T2OOQ — PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) November 24, 2016 Well…it’s been a little while since I was able to find the time to chastise, mock, and ridicule all of you for both your lack of fantasy football acumen and your general sorriness at life. A LOT of shit […]

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Week 8 Recap

Another great week of fantasy football action in the books and another great week of sports in general. Literally had everything you could want as a warm-blooding American sports fan… The NBA is back and in classic mid-season form… This is an NBA game man… pic.twitter.com/uqQmUDgT59 — Steve Noah (@Steve_OS) November 3, 2016 The Cubs […]

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Week 7 Recap

It’s the most wonderful time of the year boys and girls. Football is in full swing (Jags vs. Titans Thursday night football anyone!?!?) and the NBA is officially back!! Plus white guy!! For all of you that are curious the Heat won in convincing fashion, nbd. They’re basically 1 LeBron ACL tear away from a […]

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Week 6 Recap

Another week of fantasy football in the books and it’s been a tough week for your boy here. Basically broke up a fight at school and single handedly saved America’s youth (not all heroes wear capes), then I locked my keys in the car on the way to the dentist (cost me $70), and had […]

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