Weeks 9-11 Recap

When someone call's it "thanksgiving" instead of "football " pic.twitter.com/osKq6T2OOQ — PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) November 24, 2016 Well…it’s been a little while since I was able to find the time to chastise, mock, and ridicule all of you for both your lack of fantasy football acumen and your general sorriness at life. A LOT of shit […]

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Week 8 Recap

Another great week of fantasy football action in the books and another great week of sports in general. Literally had everything you could want as a warm-blooding American sports fan… The NBA is back and in classic mid-season form… This is an NBA game man… pic.twitter.com/uqQmUDgT59 — Steve Noah (@Steve_OS) November 3, 2016 The Cubs […]

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Week 7 Recap

It’s the most wonderful time of the year boys and girls. Football is in full swing (Jags vs. Titans Thursday night football anyone!?!?) and the NBA is officially back!! Plus white guy!! For all of you that are curious the Heat won in convincing fashion, nbd. They’re basically 1 LeBron ACL tear away from a […]

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Week 6 Recap

Another week of fantasy football in the books and it’s been a tough week for your boy here. Basically broke up a fight at school and single handedly saved America’s youth (not all heroes wear capes), then I locked my keys in the car on the way to the dentist (cost me $70), and had […]

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Week 5 Recap

Another week in the books and there’s a few things people should be aware of…fucking Chris is still undefeated (not cool) and more importantly we are only 2 weeks away from NBA regular season!! Let me tell you teams are already in mid-season form…especially the Nets! Absolute definition of bananaland right there. As a 6 […]

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Week 4 Recap

So ladies and bitches we’re 4 weeks through the NFL season and I think this would a great time to point a few truths about the NFL and perhaps debunk some of the bullshit perception out there… The NFL is all about parity…WRONG. There are 8 teams under .500 in the AFC and 7 teams […]

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Week 3 Recap

And just like that we.are.off. What a fucking week. If you didn’t watch the debate on Monday night then you missed out on 90 minutes of straight comedy. The only negative of the debate was having to look at that gross bag of milk Hillary and her horrific face…it’s like she’s a robot who is […]

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Week 2 Recap

2 weeks down in the NFL season and even though the NFL loves to tell everyone they have parity…we all know that is a lie. Something’s you can just set your watch too (unless it’s broken then it’s right twice a day)…the Browns will suck and be a laughing stock (for the 15th straight year […]

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Week 1 Recap

THE NFL IS BAAAAAAAACK! Now I might’ve been lukewarm on this NFL season but goddamnit did it feel good to have the football back. It was like I got my only friend back from hibernation or like using heroin (I’d imagine). Now I wanted my date with the NFL to be perfect… …some pizza, some […]

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Draft Recap + Analysis

The 2nd most wonderful time of the year has come and gone once again (the months of NBA playoffs is #1…duh). No I’m not talking about Christmas, my birthday, or even the 3 days of the week Conroy wears pants…I’m talking about Fantasy Football draft season. Summer is still going, sundresses are still in action, […]

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