History of the League & Leaderboards

5 seasons down for Playoffs? Are You Kidding Me and we’ve now had 4 highly respectable functional retards win the ‘chip, not sure how long we’re gonna be doing this shit but I vote until we all die or Putin enslaves all of North America. Now I know all of you (myself included) like to indulge with an adult beverage once or 5 times a week, which according to “credible” doctors and science is bad for your (my) memory. With that in mind I thought it be nice, to have a place to remind you of how shit-sucking awful your fantasy team did in seasons past. I mean who’d want to forget Anthony’s legendary 1-16 debut season or PJ’s back to back runs for The Stiffy. Not this guy! So here’s some fantasy history (hint for Conroy: Indonesia – still in Southeast Asia).

Year 1

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts For Pts Against Streak Waiver Moves
*1. Straight Cash Homie 11-4-0 .733 1835.72 1702.12 W-3 4 45
*2. Carried By Cam 9-6-0 .600 1936.38 1804.32 L-1 2 11
*3. My Vick In a Box 9-6-0 .600 1881.84 1767.02 W-1 3 18
*4. Multiple Scoregasms 8-7-0 .533 1772.88 1666.78 W-2 6 47
5. Yogalaties 7-8-0 .467 1763.46 1767.22 L-2 5 18
6. I Blitzed Your Moms 1-14-0 .067 1427.02 1909.84 L-6 1 34

The Stiffy – Carried By Cam (Conroy)

The Teary – NA

Year 2

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts For Pts Against Streak Waiver Moves
*1. What is dis futbowl? 10-4-0 .714 1616.40 1440.32 W-1 2 9
*2. Tebows before hoes. 9-5-0 .643 1665.90 1539.80 L-1 6 18
*3. Overkill Killers 8-6-0 .571 1591.74 1663.04 W-4 5 7
*4. Keepin it real McCoy 7-7-0 .500 1646.70 1558.06 W-1 8 16
5. Golden Taint 7-7-0 .500 1595.26 1554.16 W-1 1 14
6. Arian Nation 6-8-0 .429 1612.48 1664.30 L-1 4 28
7. Armed Schaubbery 5-9-0 .357 1505.58 1609.98 L-2 7 14
8. Suck for Luck 4-10-0 .286 1512.48 1716.88 L-1 3 25

The Stiffy – Tebows Before Hoes (PJ)

The Teary – Suck for Luck (Michael)

Year 3

The Stiffy – You Cam Dirty Apes (PJ)

The Teary – Nah Son (Anthony)

Good luck going into next season, if past seasons have proven anything its that this certainly holds true in all aspects of life…

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Year 4

RANK TEAM W-L-T PTS FOR PTS AGNST STREAK WAIVER MOVES
*1 Multiple Scoregasms 13-1-0 1683.14 1395.92 W-4 10 23
*2 UncleConradsDildozer 9-5-0 1634.38 1408.32 L-1 9 23
*3 Catch me if you Cam 8-6-0 1639.06 1523.62 L-2 8 16
*4 Smokin’ Jay Cutler 7-7-0 1491.16 1550.18 L-1 7 29
5 Turn Down For Watt 6-8-0 1530.32 1599.90 W-1 6 18
6 Team Dickhead 6-8-0 1503.74 1595.02 W-1 5 10
7 Overkill Killers 6-8-0 1488.42 1577.20 L-3 4 15
8 Freebie Wins 6-8-0 1457.56 1550.90 L-1 3 16
9 I WIN…you lose 5-9-0 1555.42 1554.38 W-3 2 29
10 Aaron’s Pity Party 4-10-0 1377.44 1605.20 W-1 1 19

The Stiffy – Multiple Scoregasms (Michael)

The Teary – Aaron’s Pity Party (Sean)

Year 5

The Stiffy – Defend the Wall (Me)

The Teary – Death by Suh Suh (H)

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